Dear "Chandon":

At the risk of sounding like some sort of perverted, desperate weirdo, I am intrigued by your appeal for donations for the "Chandon Breast Enlargement Fund", found by my perverted, desperate weirdo friend on HotOrNot.com. Wait - was intrigued the right word? Maybe what I meant was "horrified". After some time to reflect, I have decided to help you in your endeavor as it appears I will be pleasantly rewarded for my investment with an "after photo". I think you should sell "shares" of your new breasts making me a share "holder" since my physical distance makes it impossible to actually "hold" anything, even if you were offering. So, I'd like to do my part to help temporarily disfigure your (from what I can tell) already beautiful and pert breasts in the hopes that you'll feel a little more secure in your new skin. Although we've never met, you appear to be intelligent (read: has small breasts) so I'll just do the right thing and caution you before you go into this and decide it's not really what you wanted. A lot of guys like a girl with manageable melons and if you can't find one, it's not you who should change. With that said, if you change your mind and decide to blow the money you raise on a whirlwind trip to Vegas or, I don't know, Prague - I'd still like a picture of your current breasts, perhaps from wherever you decide to go. Let me know how to donate and if you would be interested in a long distance "breast counselor" (this is someone with whom you can feel totally free and open to share anything breast related - pictures, descriptions, plaster-casts, etc.). I'm here to help.

Sincerely,

Brandon

CBF: http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NRAMHLE