Okay, so based on my post a couple days ago, I've decided to try out HotOrNot even though it may lead me down the road to male bulimia. If that sounds effeminate, then I just slept with your girlfriend, punched her in the face, and then had her cook me dinner while I watched car crashes, shirtless, and scratched myself.

HotOrNot now empowers you to feel misery, self-pity and that oh-so-familiar sick feeling of your ego being crushed in real time. Almost on a minute-to-minute basis you can refresh your score and watch as you get less and less hot, almost like J-Lo. What happened between 6:15 (hotter than 72% of guys) and 10:58 (68%)? Did I grow a third ear? Is my look so 4 hours ago? Or did every guy get 4% more hot and I missed it when I was commuting or sleeping with your girlfriend?

And who gave me a one? I thought a score of one was like an A in art school or a night of wild threeway with the female principals of Buffy - you just never get one, or it's so rare you never qualify. HotOrNot needs an orientation session where they make sure you can count.

So rate my pic - I'll be standing by, really caring about your vote. Don't let me down, single women of DC. Who will be the first to give me a 10 to even out the bell curve?

Vote: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BSOMGEA&key=PDW