Caller: "Hello, TBS? I just witnessed a guy at a party silently congratulating himself for getting a fake phone number from my hot friend. Wait; now he's dancing - "

Operator: "Big grin? Ricky Martin look?"
Caller: "Yeah, I think - I think he just winked at me? (waves and whispers), 'it's worthless!!'"

Operator: "What kind of a dancer is he?"
Caller: "He's not"

Operator: "Are we keeping time?"
Caller: "It's like watching a seizure patient."

Operator: "Hmm-mm. And what are his friends doing right now?"
Caller: (cups microphone to listen to group of guys) "Leaving without him."

Operator: (clear's throat) "Okay, good. If the disco ball fell on him - ?"
Caller: "We'd spin him into the light."

Operator: (nods) "Excellent. If you could read his thoughts right now?"
Caller: "He'll eventually figure it out, but for right now, he's on cloud stupid. I need to know if this is funny?"

Operator: (typing feverishly) "Okay, caller, we've got an undetected rejection and obvious public humiliation, both within a positive feedback loop so this won't be the first time you'll see this tonight. I'm going to go ahead and give you a 'pretty funny' on this one."

Caller: "Great! It was either that or just - "
Operator: "Pathetic? Hmm, we don't handle that here but I can transfer you to UPN. Thanks for calling TBS."