Brandon: My Imap mail is feeling bloated lately - but it can't bring itself to purge like all the other mail clients in its social circle.
Ted: Imap is doomed to being a little chubby. She will be shunned by her friends, even the kindest in her current social group will not invite her when they hit the town.
Brandon: Misery loves company, as they say.
Ted: Actually purgers usually are a little chubby. Val told me this when she learned about eating disorders. Anorexia is the only way to go.
Brandon: Yeah, purges in general just don't go so well... look at the Irish for instance; they've got no snakes, but the rest of the world sure does.
Ted: Way to go, St. Patrick