Steve: Danza doesn't care about Eskimos
Brandon: Kouric doesn't give an ounce about Eritreans
Steve: David Hasselhoff doesn't care about Swedes
Steve: Martha Stewart doesn't care about the Navajo
Brandon: Jimmy Paige never thinks about the Arcadians anymore
Steve: Samuel L Jackson doesn't care about the Scotch-Irish
Brandon: Damn racists
Steve: We like Toad the Wet Sprocket... that means we're sensitive, right?
Brandon: You know what's the most shameful? George Soros couldn't give 2 cents about Carpet Baggers
Steve: Soros... that lost sheep of the Orthodox Church...