Found this in my Google search for "Greeking". Instead of the familiar "Lorem Ipsum", here's an amusing and pedantic diatribe that reads pretty much like all "about us" pages these days. I almost see using this as a way to knock companies off the "buzzword wagon" but then again, these very same words that appear to be arbitrary could be catnip for business executives.

By the way, I was in a "pet bakery" in the Occoquan last week shopping with Kristin and picked up a very small bag of Catnip that, interestingly and possibly not by mistake, resembled a dime bag. Reading it, I discovered that Catnip can be made into a tea which has, among other highly subjective properties, the ability to calm nerves and upset stomachs. Amused by the idea, I bought it, took it home and eventually made Catnip tea, but not before removing the sticker (I was slightly embarrassed) and carrying it around in my coat for sometime because I had forgotten about it. In retrospect, the whole situation was ripe for misunderstanding if it had accidentally fallen out of my pocket, but since it never did, I didn't care. It took my roommate to point all this out.

The affects of the Catnip tea were hard to detect, if present at all. For those of you who have never tried it, Catnip tea tastes a lot like sucking on the end of a piece of hay which I have ALSO done because I saw Tom Sawyer do it, in my head - it's okay at first but after a short lived interval, you realize its no candy cane. The half empty bag is in my kitchen, along with the star-fruit that proved way to sour to eat, and the box of flour of which I only needed 2 cups and will probably never touch again.

The new Greek suitable for every hypertext project

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