Brandon Schmittling
Washington, DC, United States
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Monday, October 23, 2006

Instant Impossibility

(Brandon signs on, 10: 34:27 10/23/06)

kudoc492295069: If you want the best blow job you will ever receive! Just im me an email at lusty_grl04081

Brandon: How are you going to give me a blowjob online? Don't get me wrong, I'm not questioning your unique skill set, its just that I am not aware of the existing technology that would allow something this awesome to take place over instant message.

kudoc492295069: ... (typing)

Brandon: Is this Mark Foley?

kudoc492295069: ... (typing)

Brandon: Wait for it...

kudoc492295069: Hey cutie you. mouth on your hardon? Just hit me up at lusty_grl04081. Why not!

Brandon: Well done! I recognize all of those words!

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