Brandon Schmittling
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Sunday, January 29, 2006

Rosemont / Delafield MLK 7th Annual

So, evidently, I am the only authority on the Rosemont / Delafield MLK party here in DC, based on my having checked my phone messages recently and discovering that some guy had called to ask directions because, "I read about it on your blog." That's freaking awesome, but anyone who knows me knows I hate cell phones and never check my messages. Maybe try emailing me next time? I'll try to post directions the closer we get to the event, but the point is not to have EVERYONE coming.

This year I was only able to go to the Sunday Night dance party at Delafield but I was not disappointed. Jocelyn happened to be visiting from Chicago and bravely faced the elements with me as we almost froze walking the 10 blocks from the Georgia Ave metro (a lot further than I remember). Upon our arrival, I was pleased to see that the party was in full swing, complete with 2 large kitchen tables of mixers and 3 kegs in the backyard. This house is one of my favorite houses in DC, probably because of this party, but also because the layout allows you to walk around, talk to people, pick up a drink, and get back to dancing in a short amount of time. Also, it's no secret that the people who come honestly love to dance, so you can move however you want and always see a smile on someone's face.

We cut out around 3, mostly because we couldn't get a cab to come get us. Thanks for another great party, Delafield. And most of all, thanks for MLK Jr. and the day off we got on Monday.

Education Makes Cents

As I was cleaning the apartment today and finishing off my roommate's General Tsao's chicken, Sean and I had a heated discussion about certain jobs and whether or not people took them willingly or were forced into them. As the conversation progressed, we eventually started laying out, or rather, building on Sean's thoughts for how the ensure that the American promise of opportunity doesn't fade from the realm of possibility.

Imagine if you will, a kind of neighborhood Center which would include, among other things, a more modern public school, a community center, a park, pool, Adult Education Center, library, museum, gardens, theatre, forum, etc. We're talking the kind of Common or Big Green you would find at your big State University, the kind that never closes, with daily events and cultural activities. Now, imagine this place looks as cool or more cool than Downtown Disney Westside or Sea World. This is a place your kids could go and get a full day of learning, play, stimulation and involvement. Your kids would ASK to be taken to school because it would be a place were so much happened, a learning campus, so-to-speak.

What would this cost? My answer to that is I don't know, off-hand, but what I do know is this: I never stop myself from buying a book or other material that aids in my self-education, meaning I consider the cost of such material to be so important that I literally don't care what it costs. This is called investing in yourself and building, staffing, maintaining, and expanding these types of School Centers would be a lot like that. Actually, it's more than that - our culture has to change to one that behaves more like what I just described - we have to NOT CARE so much about spending on education and just know that there isn't a zero-sum game in the works wherein for every $2 million we get a 2.3 point increase in standardized tests. Which brings me to the next point, which is "What will this accomplish?"

This is easier to explain: access to a base-level education, refuge from poor social conditions, inculcation of a love (or appreciation) of learning, contributions to self-esteem, social acceptance, creation of community, atrophy of crime, creation of jobs, job preparation in cooperation with industry and employment trends, better utilization of resources among larger groups of people, better information dissemination, alternative opportunities for after school and weekend activities, increased access to higher education, increased social interaction, community ownership and public awareness, retraining opportunities, and so on.

Churches can do all this, and have, but the intrinsic motivation is always to add to the ranks of the faithfully, which appeals for some citizens but isolates others. Private businesses can do all this, too, but with their own self-interests in mind as well, which is not to say that that's a bad thing, it's just that it is an all-together different reason and not one that necessarily has an outlook beyond the well-being of the company. Hopefully the government would spring for this and develop a plan that would include local business charters so that this wouldn't totally be the responsibility of Uncle Sam. But then again, I can't say I fault the government for the excellent state or our armed forces. If we can have the best military in the world we can certainly have the best education system at perhaps a fraction of the cost. I can totally see spending that kind of money on education initially, which is still compulsory in this country and the major contributing factor to success in our merit-based society, as I think the effects will take hold within a few generations and leave us all much better off, as opposed to hoping and praying that education has any affect on young people (which is the current, and piss poor method). I would include a way that the government can stave-off spending as the program goes full-tilt, using the government as it should be used: as a supporting entity that takes care of things that individuals may need help accomplishing.

We just need to agree that better education is something that needs accomplishing. Then we can start spending money on it and stop blaming class difference completely on someone's inability to work hard or find opportunity.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Some Guy

Sent to "Some Guy" on MySpace, 2:15 Saturday morning, upon my return from Eyebar:

Holy shit, man - you're THAT GUY everyone's talking about! It's good to put a name to face, finally. Does Jon Lovitz know you used him as an archetype for your embodiment? That seems like something they would have mentioned on the commentary track of "The Critic" DVD's. Crap, I just rememberd: when I had to break into my own apartment last month, I totally blamed it on you. And that iron burn on my carpet. I've been meaning to send a card. Do you have any idea how often you come up in conversation? "Some guys find spousal abuse to be a form of release" or "shaving cream enemas? Well, some guys like that sort of thing...". My friends and I talk about you ALL THE TIME. I guess it must be hard taking the fall all the time, though - but that's your job, after all - you suffer so that other guys appear better by flippant, subjective comparison. Hey, while we're on the subject, some guys at the club tonight were wearing their collars in the up position - how do you account for this recent assholic fashion trend? Can we check this before I have to escalate this issue and contact "Every Guy"? It would save me some time and you some embarrassment. Your friend, Brandon

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

"Hey, can you sign this?"

It didn't hit me until this moment, but I seem to be amassing a pretty eclectic collection of autographed stuff - the majority of it from recent discoveries, jobs, and random encounters with celebrity-esque individuals. Here's a look:

  • "Drive" by the Graham Colton Band - Signed by entire band at Meriwether Post Pavillion (MD), 2004
  • "Chasing the Dime" by Michael Connelly - Signed with personal note from Michael "The web site looks great!" (FL), 2003
  • "Time to Turn the Tables" by Tradition Dies Here - Signed by Brian Harrington, Lead singer, who happens to work with me, 2004
  • "Handsome Devil" by Jim Bianco - Signed by Jim at the Living Room (NYC), a few days before 2005

I've decided to purchase "PostSecret: Extraordinary Confessions from Ordinary Lives" and drive to the address shown in handwriting on the cover. According to the Internet, the address "13345 Copper Ridge Rd, Germantown, MD 20874" is occupied by "Instant Information Systems" and seems to be a sort of research facility specializing in obscure Medical literature based in Germantown, MD which is about 8 miles from my apartment. It would be pretty cool to speak to the person responsible for the phenomenon, get their opinion, and have a signed copy. I wonder how many thousands of people have thought the same thing. Link over to the PostSecret blog and check it out.

Monday, January 02, 2006

Consider this...

You don't need to revisit your childhood with the help of a double cheeseburger.
The best way to see a city is to walk through it.
Spoken word set to music is good stuff.
One coincidence is more than enough to form the basis of a friendship.
Vegan food is awesome and leaves you with two feelings: full and happy.
Comics aren't just for teenagers - some things need to be expressed visually.
A single city block can support seven hair salons. Really.
Old friends are a link to your past and a guide for your future.

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